she's not the one coming back for you
While I know this is supposed to be only band related news, I'd like to give those who read this an unfair advantage in the race to buy my car. Yup, you heard it right, the infamous Bro-Dawg, of Coca Cola fame who starred in the legendary 'donut sequence' and has been my sole mode of transport for the last 16 months, is up for grabs. If you think even for a second that I'm selling her because she's too old for me, you can think again because 1979 was a very special year and she runs like a dream. Really, I'm just not going to be around to take her out and I want her to find a loving home where she'll be driven and pampered.
This is an EXCELLENT winter car; extremely functional heat, very dependable, and we're even throwing snow tires in to sweeten the deal. If warmth and safety weren't enough, this one holds a shitload of equipment! We've succesfully hauled amps and drums to as far as Warped Tour in Buffalo and back without fail. If you need more convincing, this car has
experienced some serious limelight. Lance Accord, the legendary cinematographer, actually hung out of the window to film us driving. That's how safe it is. And how starrish. Shit, now I'm getting mixed up. The point is, he thought it was safe AND that he was in the car at all. Brody's named after the frontwoman of the Distillers who, did you hear?, is pregnant! That's wild. Whatever, if all the above aren't enough, the girl's got class, she's manual, and has an easily fixable stereo. How can you say no to that? If you can, you're dumb.Man. Don't you just LOVE Bad Religion?! Well who cares about you, you don't even want to buy my fucking car, the point is that I love bad religion. It's pretty much all I listen to, and I'm not ashamed to say so. They were rocking live (greatest understatement of the century) and now they're all over my head. Do yourself a favor, go download Infected off of Stranger than Fiction. It's so intensely the best song in the world. I promise.
you and me are incurable
I want to bathe you in holy water
I want to kill you upon the altar
you and me, you and me
rawr!
2 Comments:
Gosh little gal. I sure love your STYYYYYYle...golly gee willllickers, however you spell it. If I didn't already have a lovely car myself, I'm sure I'd want yours. Peace out little lady! With fond college application essay wishes, ms. m
December 01, 2005 11:32 AM
Hey Maia, How much you plan to sell that wonderful machine for?
December 04, 2005 3:36 AM
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